littlemissloud
25th May 2005, 17:48
i mite have posted this before?!?!
Is this the real life? > > > >Or is it the methodone? > > > >Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone? > > > >Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine........l > > > >ike meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! > > > >Um just a weeji, > > > >Gie us yer Sunny D > > > >Cos I'll chib yer pal, > > > >Rip yer da, > > > >Slash yer dug, > > > >Ride yer ma! > > > >Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really matter tae me.....tae me. > > > > > > > >Haw maw, just chibbed some bam > > > >Buckie bottle tae the heid > > > >Noo the a' the bustards deid! > > > >Haw maw, um just oan parole > > > >An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee...... > > > >Haw Maw.......oohooh ooh > > > >Never meant tae steal yer purse > > > >But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra' > > > >Carry oot, carry oot! > > > >An we'll go oot on the batter! > > > > > > > >Too late...the polis's here > > > >Sends shivers doon ma spine > > > >Gubbed 10 jellies just in time > > > >Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go > > > >Got to go and rip some bam fae up the scheme > > > > > > > >Haw Maw.......oohooh oooh > > > >I'm a jakey bam, > > > >I sometimes think I've never been washed at all > > > > > > > >I see a little silhouetto of a bam > > > >Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us some Kappa? > > > >Thunderbird, White Lightning, > > > >Very very frightening, me! > > > > > > > >Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair!) > > > >Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair and some skins!) > > > > > > > >Magnifico oh oh oh oh! > > > > > > > >I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me > > > >He's just a fat boy fae a fat family! > > > >Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea? > > > > > > > >Get tae, skanky slob, will ye get a job? > > > >For Goad's sake.........NO I will not get a job > > > >Get a job! > > > >For Goad's sake........ NO I will not get a job > > > >Get a job........willnae get a job > > > >Get a job........willnae get a job > > > >no no no no no..... > > > > > > > >Oh gonorrheoea! > > > >Gonnorrhoea! > > > >Gonnorhoea and the clap! > > > >Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside > > > >For me? For me, > > > >For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! > > > > > > > >So you hink ye can slash me an pish in ma eye? > > > >So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die? > > > >Haw bawbag! > > > >Can't dae this tae me bawbag! > > > >Just wait till I'm oot > > > >Just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!! > > > > > > > >Sod all really matters, anyone can see > > > >Sod all really matters..... > > > >Sod all really matters..... > > > >Tae > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............eeeeeeeeee... .........eeeeeeeeee!! >!
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Is this the real life? > > > >Or is it the methodone? > > > >Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone? > > > >Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine........l > > > >ike meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! > > > >Um just a weeji, > > > >Gie us yer Sunny D > > > >Cos I'll chib yer pal, > > > >Rip yer da, > > > >Slash yer dug, > > > >Ride yer ma! > > > >Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really matter tae me.....tae me. > > > > > > > >Haw maw, just chibbed some bam > > > >Buckie bottle tae the heid > > > >Noo the a' the bustards deid! > > > >Haw maw, um just oan parole > > > >An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee...... > > > >Haw Maw.......oohooh ooh > > > >Never meant tae steal yer purse > > > >But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra' > > > >Carry oot, carry oot! > > > >An we'll go oot on the batter! > > > > > > > >Too late...the polis's here > > > >Sends shivers doon ma spine > > > >Gubbed 10 jellies just in time > > > >Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go > > > >Got to go and rip some bam fae up the scheme > > > > > > > >Haw Maw.......oohooh oooh > > > >I'm a jakey bam, > > > >I sometimes think I've never been washed at all > > > > > > > >I see a little silhouetto of a bam > > > >Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us some Kappa? > > > >Thunderbird, White Lightning, > > > >Very very frightening, me! > > > > > > > >Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair!) > > > >Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair and some skins!) > > > > > > > >Magnifico oh oh oh oh! > > > > > > > >I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me > > > >He's just a fat boy fae a fat family! > > > >Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea? > > > > > > > >Get tae, skanky slob, will ye get a job? > > > >For Goad's sake.........NO I will not get a job > > > >Get a job! > > > >For Goad's sake........ NO I will not get a job > > > >Get a job........willnae get a job > > > >Get a job........willnae get a job > > > >no no no no no..... > > > > > > > >Oh gonorrheoea! > > > >Gonnorrhoea! > > > >Gonnorhoea and the clap! > > > >Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside > > > >For me? For me, > > > >For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! > > > > > > > >So you hink ye can slash me an pish in ma eye? > > > >So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die? > > > >Haw bawbag! > > > >Can't dae this tae me bawbag! > > > >Just wait till I'm oot > > > >Just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!! > > > > > > > >Sod all really matters, anyone can see > > > >Sod all really matters..... > > > >Sod all really matters..... > > > >Tae > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............eeeeeeeeee... .........eeeeeeeeee!! >!
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