Cockburn Centre Bonanza

[Hagi]

Next bonanza is 4 September at the home of the ego-maniacal, non-sensical daft boy that is (drumroll) Phil "Mr Badminton" McBride!!!! :D

Will he be playing, will he play competitive......only time will tell!!! Stay tuned folks!! :D

Oh, before i forget who else plans to play?

[littlemissloud]

i might for the crack actually

if im not on holiday!

hagi - u entering a team again this year for league?

[Admiral]

The Admiral has never been a fan of Cockburn and will therefore be giving it a swerve!!

[Woody]

Oh no not another Hagi v McBride saga again

[Hagi]

hagi - u entering a team again this year for league?

Yup, team already entered again for this season.

[redkingjoe]

Next bonanza is 4 September at the home of the ego-maniacal, non-sensical daft boy that is (drumroll) Phil "Mr Badminton" McBride!!!! :D

Will he be playing, will he play competitive......only time will tell!!! Stay tuned folks!! :D

Oh, before i forget who else plans to play?

i remember this:

Well certainly Red, since we are as far off topic as we can go we might as well have a summary.

Hagi thinks he can play well enough to beat a social player, so I will be entering the next Bonanza as a competitive player where he will contact the NGB to "arrange" me being in the the same pool of players so he "can give me a thrashing", the only think Hagi can thrash is himself into a coma :D

But what Hagi doesn't know is that the other 50% is that he has to participate in my sport and I'm just waiting to see if he has the "you know whats" to participate.

But again Red that argument will be conducted by PM's

[Admiral]

IF YOUR PROUD TO BE A BAIRN SCROLL THE PAGE! .....it's you're not your - get back to school you thick Scottish monkey!!

[littlemissloud]

oh for goodness sake it should be the adults banned from here not the Juniors!!!!

haha - just saw at the side of the page, next to my name, that im a forum junkie! ahahahah

is there rehab available - dont want that sticking to me the rest of my life now!!!!!!

[littlemissloud]

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

now i'm a forum addict!!!!!

theres no way back now

[Hagi]

IF YOUR PROUD TO BE A BAIRN SCROLL THE PAGE! .....it's you're not your - get back to school you thick Scottish monkey!!

Another pedant, have you nothing better to do with your time?

[yippo888]

Next bonanza is 4 September at the home of the ego-maniacal, non-sensical daft boy that is (drumroll) Phil "Mr Badminton" McBride!!!! :D

Will he be playing, will he play competitive......only time will tell!!! Stay tuned folks!! :D

Oh, before i forget who else plans to play?


sorry lol new to this site!how do i get involved in this bonanza?!and also how could i get more news about all these bonanza events?

[wolfie smith]

Where is this Cockborn centre and how can I get me some of that ?

I could get us a team for this but live in Tooting Broadway, is the Cockborn centre near me ?

Power to the people

[tango]

wow, i mailed badminton scotland this week asking them to confirm the bonanza location because i thought it was in inverness?! the cockburn centre in glasgow is a more accessible location for me since i'll be in largs over that time! i'll be entering for definite. http://www.scotbadminton.demon.co.uk/

[wolfie smith]

Glasgow!!!!!!!!!

You must be joking,no fool would want to go now Tango.

Who wants to go to Scotland ?

It's full of Scottish....

Power to the peole but not the Scots

[tango]

yikes wolfie smith, i'll let the regular 'scots' deal with you! ps: at least scotland isn't a target for the bombers!

[wolfie smith]

I am suprised to hear that it's not a target for blowing up as it always rains and it's full of heroin addicts.

Lots of sheep and grass and people you cannot understand.

Sounds like a prime target to me. I don't think I will be making the great journey thanks

Power to the people

[Captain Sensible]

I am suprised to hear that it's not a target for blowing up as it always rains and it's full of heroin addicts.


Come join your brethern wolfie you sound in need of a fix!!! :D

[Admiral]

The Admiral didn't know they played badminton in Scotland?

[Captain Sensible]

The Admiral didn't know they played badminton in Scotland?

The Captain was unaware that navy boys can read and write. Do tell when you achieve joined up letters.

[wolfie smith]

Your not Scottish are you Captain Sensible ?

Your not a taggart are you

Or a pole thrower

or a nessy lover

Lets hope that they play badders better than you in Scotland

Fancy a pint Admiral

Power to the people

[littlemissloud]

yeah.. thats what ALL us scots do.. throw logs, look for nessie and climb the lomands with kilts on

just off to get my daily fix of shortbread and Glenfiddich :rolleyes:

[Admiral]

The Admiral can do all sorts Captain but he cannot type in joined up letters yet!

Wolfie I think the Captain is a jock - seems to have a massive chip on his shoulder!!

[Captain Sensible]

The Admiral can do all sorts Captain but he cannot type in joined up letters yet!

Wolfie I think the Captain is a jock - seems to have a massive chip on his shoulder!!

What repartee, and here was me thinking there were only 2 Chuckle Brothers!!

All sorts eh Navy Boy? Well reading and understanding aint one of them. I asked if you could WRITE in joined up letters not type you diddy!!

Your not Scottish are you Captain Sensible ?

Your not a taggart are you

Or a pole thrower

or a nessy lover

Lets hope that they play badders better than you in Scotland

Fancy a pint Admiral

Power to the people


Drinking under 18 is illegal up in this beautiful land, when does your school go back?

[wolfie smith]

That's a good one Captain when is my school back.

You Jock's should try to hit more shuttles and spend less time on here as you lot have more catching up to do on us english.

In tooting where I come from we are the dogs clackers when it comes to Badders.

Keep searching for Nessie and see if you can smuggle a tin of lager in to your bedroom once in a while even if you are under age. It won't hurt !

Power to the people

[Captain Sensible]

That's a good one Captain when is my school back.

You Jock's should try to hit more shuttles and spend less time on here as you lot have more catching up to do on us english.

In tooting where I come from we are the dogs clackers when it comes to Badders.

Keep searching for Nessie and see if you can smuggle a tin of lager in to your bedroom once in a while even if you are under age. It won't hurt !

Power to the people

Well if you compare the number of people in the top 100 of the world rankings for all disciplines i am sure that Scotland has a higher percentage of players to population in there than the mighty Ing-ger-lund.

Yet again you trot out the "nessie" line, you are a one trick pony.

What kind of man are you? Drinking lager what a blouse!! Is real ale/beer to strong for you studenty types?Away and pay some tax and have a bath!!!

[wolfie smith]

Ok captain Wallace,

I thought we had dealt with you a long time ago ?

Frrrreeeeeeedoooooom....not likely jock

talking of your players Blair the best thing to come out of your country for decades has come down here so what does that tell you lot


Power to the people

[Admiral]

Just face it Captain, you Jocks are sh*te at all sports......with the obvious exception of Curling - you must be so proud!!

Please don't start with the old percentage of the population rubbish....let's face it - mentally you Jocks are not tough enough to mix it with the English....never have been never will be!!

[littlemissloud]

hey - we might be 'sh*te' at all sports but at lease we arent a bunch of jumped up arrogant twats!!!

[Admiral]

I couldn't agree more Miss Tickles!!

[wolfie smith]

Easy now jocks,

Lets not throw the toys out just yet.

Admiral Curling is a perfectly good, well I would not call it a sport but it's something.

Anyway they might do ok in the next world champs or should I say handicap world champs.

You never know admiral

Fancy a pint this is F**king S**t.

Power to the people

[Captain Sensible]

Just face it Captain, you Jocks are sh*te at all sports......with the obvious exception of Curling - you must be so proud!!

Please don't start with the old percentage of the population rubbish....let's face it - mentally you Jocks are not tough enough to mix it with the English....never have been never will be!!

Navy Boy i take it you and Smithy went to the same school of the uneducated?

If we "jocks" are so poor at all sports answer me this question, navy boy, the 2 biggest sporting occasions of the summer happened to be the tennis at Wimbledon and The Open at St.Andrews. Did two "jocks" not represent the best Brittish hopes for victory in the shape of Andy Murray and Colin Montgomerie?? What happened to the challenge from the nation wiith 10 times the population of Scotland?? Face facts if the population was the same we would whoop your sorry hides everytime at everything!!!

Why dont you 2 come up to this wonderous land and play the bonanza, we could introduce you to soap among other things!! Plus if you had the misfortune of playing me i am confident that by the end of the tournie you would be me bitch(es)!!

[wolfie smith]

Are you quite confident of the wooping backside thing with the Tooting smasher and the Admiral.

You can say a lot on me old mucker but face facts you are a jock and always will be.

Thus meaning that you are always going to lose as this is the only thing you guys know.

Did the two that you mentioned win in the end ?

Power to the people

[redkingjoe]

Wow....become off-topic overnight!!!! Will MK bonanza..... :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Admiral]

Andy Murray and Colin Montgomerie - is that the best you can do?....typical Sweaties - bl**dy ugly and never win when it matters!

Sorry Captain but I cannot take you seriously anymore!!

[littlemissloud]

well in respective sports the best you can do is posh school boy Tim Henman (oh yeah we see him winning all the time dont we :rolleyes: ) and Luke Donald (yip.. another great winner)

[Phil McBride]

Oh dear...............................


Just what the F**K has happened here?


Oh I see, Hagi talking his usual ****e. The Bonanza cannot be in my house on that weekend because that venue is booked for an under 11's and under 17's that weekend both Saturday and Sunday, more importantly I run a junior session on Saturdays which would take prescedence over any wannabee hackers thinking they are above their station.


Ah good another English V Scots debate :confused: Where?


I would also think that the Admiral is inelligable to play in Bonanzas unless I am very much mistaken ;)


Maybe if you took the time to find out who these anonymous English are then you would realise that they might actually know what they are talking about and you are left with some egg dripping off your chin, yet again!


Hagi and a squad coming into the Southside of Glasgow?

Don't make me laugh!!!

My house is Glasgow Hagi, maybe you should have done your research before opening your mouth!

[Captain Sensible]

Are you quite confident of the wooping backside thing with the Tooting smasher and the Admiral.

You can say a lot on me old mucker but face facts you are a jock and always will be.

Thus meaning that you are always going to lose as this is the only thing you guys know.

Did the two that you mentioned win in the end ?

Power to the people

I would be very confident of opening a can of ass whoop if playing you or Navy Boy, infact i could probably beat both of you at the same time with an ease which defied your very existence!!

It would help if you could read what i post before you reply. I stated they were the best British chance of success and their performances were far superior to anything you posh poofy schoolboys came up. Remind me of how pathetic the challenge from "Ing-ger-land" was again??

Andy Murray and Colin Montgomerie - is that the best you can do?....typical Sweaties - bl**dy ugly and never win when it matters!

Sorry Captain but I cannot take you seriously anymore!!

Your ignorance is astounding please engage brain before posting!! Big Monty was King of Europe seven years in a row, something that will never ever be repeated, and may well end up King again this season. Andy Murray is probably the most exciting up and coming talent in British sport!!

Face it if you English were half as good as us "jocks" you might actually be able to mix it with the big boys.

[Phil McBride]

Your ignorance is astounding please engage brain before posting!! Big Monty was King of Europe seven years in a row, something that will never ever be repeated, and may well end up King again this season.


How did Mrs Doubtfire do on the word stage when she was king?

Just curious

[Captain Sensible]

How did Mrs Doubtfire do on the word stage when she was king?

Just curious

Won the order of merit 7 years in a row, was an integral part of many a winning Ryder Cup team, racked up nearly 30 worldwide titles need i go on?

[opinion]

Phil, dying to know where you got the word 'hackers' from?

[Phil McBride]

Won the order of merit 7 years in a row, was an integral part of many a winning Ryder Cup team, racked up nearly 30 worldwide titles need i go on?

Yes please do, how was his world ranking?

I don't follow golf much but do know about Monty winning the European titles but what were his world rankings through these 7 years?



As for Opinion, dear god.............. I'm sure we've had a thing about your reading capabilities before!

I'll assume you know what a bonanza is, it's for us old out of shape players to come along and have a go at hitting shuttles that bit better and more often than our other old and out of shape competitors.

In otherwords the standard is not really all that good, the type of competitions that you play would not get an entry from anoyone that would play a bonanza with the exception of Shahid Ullah who has stopped playing because even in the league and tournament section he was winning the singles very easily.

If you have future difficulty with words I can arrange to have a dictionary sent to you for ease of reference.

Remember people all things in perspective.

[Admiral]

OK Captain Sweaty....you want to take on The Admiral.

It would have to be for money, if you are serious enough and can afford a sizable wager (being from Jockland I would have to question that but we will see) The Admiral would even make the journey north.

The Admiral must warn you, it could be embarrassing for you!!

Monty...major wins.....0....oh dear!!

[littlemissloud]

i bet some of you's actually lie in bed and think of your next comeback to each other dont you???

[Phil McBride]

Next bonanza is 4 September at the home of the ego-maniacal, non-sensical daft boy that is (drumroll) Phil "Mr Badminton" McBride!!!! :D

Will he be playing, will he play competitive......only time will tell!!! Stay tuned folks!! :D

Oh, before i forget who else plans to play?


If it were me posting that I would look a right twat!!!

The forms have just hit doorsteps with the venue as INVERNESS, what a fud you are Hagi! Is it any wonder people just don't take any notice of your posts?

So either you are quite stupid or the printers have just cost themselves a ****load and will have to reprint the entry forms, no one at the SBU noticed the wrong venue and they posted them all out blindly.

But that's OK Hagi, we will all still attend the Cockburn Centre on that date.



Can I take on the Admiral for money?......................... Och go on give us a wee shot ;)

Anyway I'm off to MK

[Admiral]

Name your price Phil....?

[Hagi]

If it were me posting that I would look a right twat!!!

But you are a twat anyway posting that would make no difference.


The forms have just hit doorsteps with the venue as INVERNESS, what a fud you are Hagi! Is it any wonder people just don't take any notice of your posts?

So either you are quite stupid or the printers have just cost themselves a ****load and will have to reprint the entry forms, no one at the SBU noticed the wrong venue and they posted them all out blindly.

So i made a mistake and got my wires crossed, am sure am not the first or last person to do it. I dont see everyone else jumping up and down making such a big fuss....oh thats right because really its nothing yet you treat it as some sort of personal triumph. I suppose success is hard for you to come by so i shouldnt be to hard on you.

Eh you would appear to be taking notice of my posts as without me posting a reply to your first post you post again. All that anger cant be good for you, i suggest anger management classes although you would have to turn up for that you couldnt just pay the money, not turn up and expect to pass. Although someone of your intellect wouldnt do such a dumbass thing like tha.........oh sorry i forget!! :D

How is your hormone treatment coming along? Will it be complete in time for the bonanza? :D

[tango]

Hagi, i'm not critisising just wondering where you got your initial information from to start up this thread? when i attended the last bonanza in peebles - the 'orange' tournament details forms did state that the next proposed location of the september bonanza was inverness. i can only assume that you did not attend this tournament.

end of comment. the tango doll over and out.

[matrix2353]

Hey am plannin oan playin in the Badminton Bonanaza, played in that one in Peebles nd done terrible, played so bad. Got beat of this guy 15 - 1 who is only a little better than nd a can usually give him a game, beatin him now nd then. So wheres the Bonanza oan the 4th bein held TBC where ever that is. Playin doubles nd singles so watch out. A will probs b wearin some Yonex t-shirt makin me look good until a get oan the court nd u c a will b easy. got an Ashaway racket.

[Hagi]

Hagi, i'm not critisising just wondering where you got your initial information from to start up this thread? when i attended the last bonanza in peebles - the 'orange' tournament details forms did state that the next proposed location of the september bonanza was inverness. i can only assume that you did not attend this tournament.

end of comment. the tango doll over and out.

Nope your right wasnt at peebles. Just picked someone up wrong thats all there is to it.

[matrix2353]

No i played in the tournament as the hall had four courts, i attended with a fat guy who was really good Stephen Brenan, John Qua, Davie Bennie and am Darren McQuade. A dont no if theres ne way of checkin the names but a can assure u, i attended. We sat up in the balconey about 1/3 of the way along to the door leadin to the cafe.

[matrix2353]

Who all played in the Badminton Bonanza

[tango]

confirming to all, the next scottish bonanza is definitely in inverness held over two days. i'm planning to be there, fitness permitting.

note to matrix2353: what badminton scotland tend to do is if you play in a bonanza, they then send you a tournament form for the next bonanza. as pmcbride mentioned, his arrived last week, as did mine. i would suggest that if you don't have yours yet you contact them via their 'NEW' web site - ok? http://www.badmintonscotland.org.uk/

[matrix2353]

Phil u played in the last Bonanza didnt u, r u the one that reached the final of the competitive players nd lost

[Phil McBride]

Nope not me ;)

To be quite honest I find the Scottish bonanzas quite irksome. I feel as if I've heard that name Steven Brennan somewhere before but can't think where :confused:

I'm generally too busy running after the shuttle to be bothered with hitting it back.




And a final wee note to Hagi.

As I said before Glasgow is my house, so it would only be natural that I would know what goes on there.

Wake up sunshine and smell the coffee, as I said before, do some research - you just might learn something



And I'd just like to say good luck to all those coming to the Cockburn Centre to play this forthcoming bonanza, oh that's right it's in Inverness :rolleyes: I ask you how stupid can one guy be?

[Phil McBride]

Name your price Phil....?

Name your game Admiral......?

[matrix2353]

Hes fae Castlemilk must b bout ur age now. He wis in the Scotland Team a fink but wisnae good enough tae play, he trained with them. Hes quite fat but still gets bout the court pretty well. Wis at the Badminton Bonanza in Peebles nd will probs b at the one in Inverness. probs should av won but he got beat by this old guy who wis a cheat a fought u where him with that name but obviously no. wish a could play him but then am no Scotland Player, a wish.

[Phil McBride]

Hes fae Castlemilk must b bout ur age now. He wis in the Scotland Team a fink but wisnae good enough tae play, he trained with them. Hes quite fat but still gets bout the court pretty well. Wis at the Badminton Bonanza in Peebles nd will probs b at the one in Inverness. probs should av won but he got beat by this old guy who wis a cheat a fought u where him with that name but obviously no. wish a could play him but then am no Scotland Player, a wish.

Nah, you don't want to be a Scotland player..............too much politics ;)

Och well it seems you've got me mixed up with some other fat bloke! can't believe you thought I was a cheat though?

[matrix2353]

Naw a dont fink u r a fat bloke, the fat bloke plays badminton with me nd some other gys at a club oan Tuesdays(Stephen Brenan) but a got u mixed up with the person Stephen Brenan got beat by in the Badminton Bonanza in Peebles as ma pal lost the game after he got cheated oan Match Point oan his serve for the badminton, he called an obvious smash in nd ma pal didnt no so gave him it nd if ma pal had went oan tae won that Stephen would av reached the Final. Jus am sure a heard that name Phil McBride before, must jus b imaginin fings

[Phil McBride]

Naw a dont fink u r a fat bloke, the fat bloke plays badminton with me nd some other gys at a club oan Tuesdays(Stephen Brenan) but a got u mixed up with the person Stephen Brenan got beat by in the Badminton Bonanza in Peebles as ma pal lost the game after he got cheated oan Match Point oan his serve for the badminton, he called an obvious smash in nd ma pal didnt no so gave him it nd if ma pal had went oan tae won that Stephen would av reached the Final. Jus am sure a heard that name Phil McBride before, must jus b imaginin fings

You just never know, you possibly could have heard that name somewhere before?

Wish you luck in any Bonanzas you enter!

[matrix2353]

nd Yeah probs not a Scotland player but ok jus a better one, a cant even play a half decent backhand clear, a better keep ma identity safe. Atleast ma round the head shot is kool

[Phil McBride]

nd Yeah probs not a Scotland player but ok jus a better one, a cant even play a half decent backhand clear, a better keep ma identity safe. Atleast ma round the head shot is kool

Ask him if he ever played juniors in the cockburn centre when he was younger - P.S. that IS NOT the venue of the next Bonanza in case Haig is lurking :p

[matrix2353]

Yeah ok, wit age r u, cause a fink Stephen is bout 30 odds but probs a bit younger

[Phil McBride]

28, message too short :rolleyes:

[matrix2353]

Who all is intended in playin in the Bonanza in Peebles. Jus wanna no how scared a should b. Am plannin oan playin both singles nd doubles, so if ur decent them make urself known. nd if ur young also make urself known cause hey so am a

[matrix2353]

Also who knows how long it would take tae Travel by car tae Inverness fae Glasgow. Thanx

[matrix2353]

Hey has ne one got the Muscle Power 99 as am finkin bout gettin it. acurrently got the Ashaway XT- 3000, reali reali. How does the Muscle Power comapre and for what sorta player is it intended

[Hagi]

Ask him if he ever played juniors in the cockburn centre when he was younger - P.S. that IS NOT the venue of the next Bonanza in case Haig is lurking :p

Yawn, yawn, yawn, with every post your immaturity is more evident.

Are you playing the coming bonanza?

[matrix2353]

Hagi r u playin teh Badminton Bonanza in Inverness. Hagi wit age r u, if ya dont mind me askin, jus wanna no if ur old or young

A read a thread a while bac sayin someone is Nico is that Nico Hadden nd which user is it. A wouldnae no as am new tae this

[Hagi]

Hagi r u playin teh Badminton Bonanza in Inverness. Hagi wit age r u, if ya dont mind me askin, jus wanna no if ur old or young

A read a thread a while bac sayin someone is Nico is that Nico Hadden nd which user is it. A wouldnae no as am new tae this

I am 20 and will be playing the inverness bonanza if everything goes to plan.

[matrix2353]

u r fairly young, wits ur name

[Phil McBride]

I am 20 and will be playing the inverness bonanza if everything goes to plan.

What plan? driving to the Cockburn Centre?

Oh that's right it's in Inverness :rolleyes:

[Hagi]

What plan? driving to the Cockburn Centre?

Oh that's right it's in Inverness :rolleyes:

I really can not hope to rival wit like this. :rolleyes:

[Mr T]

Of all the baw-baggery on this site you phil take the biscuit!! You are acting like a silly schoolgirl here. So what if Hagi got the venue wrong, big deal am sure you like the rest of us make mistakes from time to time. Stop proving to the world what a arrogant tosser you are and try posting something sensible for a change!

[Phil McBride]

Of all the baw-baggery on this site you phil take the biscuit!! You are acting like a silly schoolgirl here. So what if Hagi got the venue wrong, big deal am sure you like the rest of us make mistakes from time to time. Stop proving to the world what a arrogant tosser you are and try posting something sensible for a change!

Arrogant, egomaniacal, conceted, ignorant, self absorbed, stubborn etc, etc, but never wrong!

Sensible enough?

I'm touched that your second ever comment is directed at me but to be completely honest I couldn't give a rats ass what another inconsequential anonymos poster thinks! Sorry if you along with the majority actually think they and their discussion matters, I know it must have been hard to sum all that intelligent comment and really I am proud of you, and you mean ball-baggery, not baw-baggery!

Anyone who has a clue care to make a comment? Or just another person from that neck of the woods?

[littlemissloud]

Of all the baw-baggery on this site you phil take the biscuit!! You are acting like a silly schoolgirl here. So what if Hagi got the venue wrong, big deal am sure you like the rest of us make mistakes from time to time. Stop proving to the world what a arrogant tosser you are and try posting something sensible for a change!


ah leave him alone... this is his hobby!!!

[Phil McBride]

ah leave him alone... this is his hobby!!!

Indeed :rolleyes:

[redkingjoe]

Of all the baw-baggery on this site you phil take the biscuit!! You are acting like a silly schoolgirl here. So what if Hagi got the venue wrong, big deal am sure you like the rest of us make mistakes from time to time. Stop proving to the world what a arrogant tosser you are and try posting something sensible for a change!

Mr T,
welcome to badders.com...glad that you posted

got to agree that "to err is humane"

as a side note, i have to certify(as a cpa) that phil does make sensible posts all the time...just that most ppls around haven't had the patient trying to fully understand the whole picture many a time...now if one starts reading all the posts exchanged between hagi and his dear friend phil, it's not too difficult to discover the full context that gives rise to the misconception of an arrogant tosser

welcome

[Phil McBride]

it's not too difficult to discover the full context that gives rise to the misconception of an arrogant tosser

He says succinctly

I swear you sense of irony is getting better Red ;)

[matrix2353]

Hey a jus looked at a map of scotland nd noticed jus how far the distance fae Glasgow tae Inverness reali is, does nebody no an approx time in the car as a went tae Fort William ages bac nd it took a good few hours. Leavin at 3am then, a dont like the sounds a that which will b used as the occasionaly excause here nd there.

[Hagi]

Hey a jus looked at a map of scotland nd noticed jus how far the distance fae Glasgow tae Inverness reali is, does nebody no an approx time in the car as a went tae Fort William ages bac nd it took a good few hours. Leavin at 3am then, a dont like the sounds a that which will b used as the occasionaly excause here nd there.

Get the train and stay over the weekend.

Btw, seeing as you asked everyone elses age, how old are you?

[matrix2353]

Am only a youngster of the age 17

[matrix2353]

Hagi jus so a find out ur no some Scotland almost nearly made it nd overall decent player a would like tae ask wits ur name. Jus so a no a can beat u nd a guess if a dont some a the ppl wae me will. Remember takin tips for the first game u c me ur takin tips oan footwork, second its discipline(Dont worry u will learn), third is basically not hittin ur knee caps with the racket at the end of a smash nd so oan

[Hagi]

Hagi jus so a find out ur no some Scotland almost nearly made it nd overall decent player a would like tae ask wits ur name. Jus so a no a can beat u nd a guess if a dont some a the ppl wae me will. Remember takin tips for the first game u c me ur takin tips oan footwork, second its discipline(Dont worry u will learn), third is basically not hittin ur knee caps with the racket at the end of a smash nd so oan

Ahh am having trouble translating this, am not very fluent in weegie!! :D

Listen son, you will find out how good/bad i am at the bonanza untill then content yourself.

Between this thread and the junior one you dont half haver a lot of pish. You dont know me but say am fat, think you can "whoop" me then 10 minutes later start doubting you can in this thread, then the whole "tips" thing!!!

Have you seen your shrink this week?

[matrix2353]

Well aint u a smart wee cookie, able to work the best of circumstances, well done, wae ma inside souces a no ur extremely crap. How well did u do in the last Bonanza ooohh u didnae probs best me finks but hey even though u missed the oppertunity tae make a complete fool a urself in Peebles we go into the heart of Scotland rite where u can b laughed :p

[Phil McBride]

Have to agree with the Bedraggled one, any chance of English?

I know regional dialects exist but surely you can write in normal english, I have to read certain things twice to get them :confused:

In saying that I'm getting old and have to read most things twice to get them :(

[tango]

kinda off topic: hey oh imported one (pmb) don't mock it, i'm having fun trying to decipher what matrix2353 is trying to say! although methinks he may be older than the 17 years stated previously!

anyhow, i guess i'll see most of you at the bonanza so it'll be interesting trying to work out who is who!!

the tango doll

[matrix2353]

No i am 17 slite disadvantage with the age but hey dont matter. What is your name and age Tango

[tango]

alas my name is 'tango' and my age is 'immaterial!' the tango doll over and out!

[Phil McBride]

ha ha, you'll know tango when you see her!!!

The bright orange is hard to miss, although it was toned down for the MK bonanza ;)

[matrix2353]

Well a guess it dont really matter as a wont be playing you anyways. What racket is it you have?

[Phil McBride]

Can you not see from the photo in the other thread?

You get points for a correct answer and possibly even some for getting the string ;)

[matrix2353]

You talkin to me Phil

[tango]

mmm, was that my question or an open one? oh well, before catching some zzz's, the tango doll will answer one more question - she plays with an Ashaway racquet with orange strings!! good night all!

the tango doll zzzzz!

[matrix2353]

Is that an Ashaway XT-3000

[redkingjoe]

Is that an Ashaway XT-3000

hi matrix, like phil said, have you seen those photos? can you recognize tango doll...by the way, i am having fun translating your language into english...keep up the weegie

cheers


Ahh am having trouble translating this, am not very fluent in weegie!! :D

kinda off topic: hey oh imported one (pmb) don't mock it, i'm having fun trying to decipher what matrix2353 is trying to say!
the tango doll

[matrix2353]

no i have not seen the pictures of tango but i thnk i might have seen her in Peebles with an
Ashaway XT-300

[matrix2353]

No a just seen its not an Ashaway XT-300 but an Ashaway XT-3000

[tango]

matrix2353 mate, i actually play with an Ashaway Ti130 racquet!

[matrix2353]

Oh no that makes ma racket look old now. Looking for anew one though so how is the Ti130, lght or heavy, can u get good power

[tango]

it's 75gms, feels light, has a long shaft and is a wonderful racquet. i've let people try mine and most go and buy one. it works for me, my bad playing is down to me not the racquet!! power - well it works for my smash!! the price is extremely reasonable too!!

[matrix2353]

naw that once seems a little cheap, mite jus stay with the one a got the now and get the very same one.

[redkingjoe]

alas my name is 'tango' and my age is 'immaterial!' the tango doll over and out!

1 so the full name is tango doll, isn't it?

2 age: what if he is looking for a badminton girl friend :cool:

[tango]

match-making redkingjoe? blimey all of a sudden the tango doll is the subject of many a conversation?!!
all i can say is 'once seen, never forgotten!!'

when at the inverness bonanza, one will be looking out for badders.com players, should be fun!

off i go, gotta play.

[matrix2353]

Well it shouldnt b 2 hard tae identify who am r

[Hagi]

Well it shouldnt b 2 hard tae identify who am r

You leave yourself open to ridicule with a post like that.

So why will you stand out? Wearing a big t-shirt with "Dazza rools da World"?? :D

[matrix2353]

naw its jus al b the person whippin ur ass

[redkingjoe]

match-making redkingjoe? blimey all of a sudden the tango doll is the subject of many a conversation?!!
all i can say is 'once seen, never forgotten!!'

when at the inverness bonanza, one will be looking out for badders.com players, should be fun!

off i go, gotta play.

match-making for badminton mix double...LOL

A bit of attention should be nice...right?

So your last name is doll right?(to satisfy matrix's quiry!! )

[Phil McBride]

You leave yourself open to ridicule with a post like that.

So why will you stand out? Wearing a big t-shirt with "Dazza rools da World"?? :D

Not as bad as having "Silent assasin" on the back of one then? :D

[Hagi]

naw its jus al b the person whippin ur ass

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh my ribs!!! Care to put a wager on that kid?


Not as bad as having "Silent assasin" on the back of one then

Having that on the back of my shirt was for a joke! Anyway what are you saying with your "McBride ****tle****s" t-shirts, hardly the height of fashion are they?

[matrix2353]

Yeah would you like to put a wager on that i will beat you in this Bonanza

[Hagi]

Yeah would you like to put a wager on that i will beat you in this Bonanza

Name your price punk!

[matrix2353]

No no u name ur price

[Hagi]

No no u name ur price

Fine, how about £50 to the winner? Nice and simple!!

[matrix2353]

Yep ok so wits ur name

[Hagi]

Yep ok so wits ur name

After u? :D

[matrix2353]

Ma names Darren McQuade

[Hagi]

Ma names Darren McQuade

Oh really just give me the fifty quid now then!! :D

[matrix2353]

Whys that, whats your name

[Hagi]

Whys that, whats your name

Because i have seen you play and you are ****e!!! Paul is my name!! :D

[matrix2353]

Yeah Paul wit cause a dont no ne Paul in the rankins

[matrix2353]

Also a dont c why u would slag me nd call me crap when we jus put a bet oan so a can jus bac out, Yeah rite

[matrix2353]

Also ma name is Darren yes but it is also Darren McQuade. Yes your name is Paul but that is no9t your whole name. And where did you c me play and when just so i can confirm your no tellin a load of lies

[Hagi]

Also a dont c why u would slag me nd call me crap when we jus put a bet oan so a can jus bac out, Yeah rite

Firstly am too old for the junior rankings so i wont show up there.

Secondly if you are getting cold feet already then its fine to pull out. No-one will think any less of you!!!! :rolleyes:

[matrix2353]

Yeah ok you answered something well done but whats your name and where and when did you see me play cause a find it unlikely you know who am r

[Hagi]

Yeah ok you answered something well done but whats your name and where and when did you see me play cause a find it unlikely you know who am r

Mmm i think i shall let you stew a bit longer.

All will be revealed in due course, be patient child. :D

[matrix2353]

Yeah a think more like you dont know who am are, you havent seen me play and are to scared to reveal your name after i did and u said you said you would, no shame in that though :rolleyes:

[Hagi]

Yeah a think more like you dont know who am are, you havent seen me play and are to scared to reveal your name after i did and u said you said you would, no shame in that though :rolleyes:

But according to your earlier posts you know who i am so i dont need to tell you my name do i dear boy?

At the end of the day why would i be scared of someone ranked as low as you?

Wait till Inverness young man, thats assuming we get drawn together of course!! Are you playing doubles and mixed?

[matrix2353]

No just Sinlges and Mixed and how do you even know what i am Ranked. Well i know who you are but you should say it as i did, although a gyess u cant reali stick to it

[Hagi]

No just Sinlges and Mixed and how do you even know what i am Ranked. Well i know who you are but you should say it as i did, although a gyess u cant reali stick to it

Mmm 38th and 26th for the U17 and U19's i think? That will hardly have me waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat will it?

No point in telling the world my surname if you already know it, is there!!

[matrix2353]

well as i am sure many players are in the same situation that if i where to actually play in tournaments my Rank would b slightly netter but the dact is i am oly in the Rankings due to the Scottish Skools and do not play in ranking tournaments, so what was your ranking, great player. Go on tell me your name.

[matrix2353]

Was your ranking in the top 20

[Hagi]

Was your ranking in the top 20

Yes it was, 11th to be precise.

Why do you keep asking me for my name when you claim to already know it? I hope you address these mental health issues before the bonanza!!

[matrix2353]

Because i have a bad memory so whats your second name

[matrix2353]

My name is Darren McQuade and yours

[Hagi]

Because i have a bad memory so whats your second name

No you are a liar!!

My name is Darren McQuade and yours

Whats with the two posts to every one of mine? Have i rattled you that much? :D

[matrix2353]

Because am abxious to find out your name and if you dont tell me it i am not gioing through witht he bet

[Hagi]

Because am abxious to find out your name and if you dont tell me it i am not gioing through witht he bet

Your scared arent you, thats ok.

I did imply i would tell you but, i didnt say when so be patient child!! Good things come to those who wait!! :D

[matrix2353]

You are ranked 11th in what event and do you think you could beat David Wilson who you mentioned in an earlier post

[matrix2353]

I shall go ahead with the deal if you dont be such a coward and tell my your full name as i done for you. :mad:

[Hagi]

You are ranked 11th in what event and do you think you could beat David Wilson who you mentioned in an earlier post

That was an overall ranking.

I think you will find i never mentioned David Wilson in any posts, more factual inaccuracies eh?


I shall go ahead with the deal if you dont be such a coward and tell my your full name as i done for you.

Ohhh getting angry, must have really got to you. Better learn to control that temper if your going to beat me sunshine!!

Why dont you just admit you lied and dont have a scoobie who i am? :D

[matrix2353]

Yeah ok so can u beat David Wilson and u r 20 arent you

[Hagi]

Yeah ok so can u beat David Wilson and u r 20 arent you

Please inform me of when i said i could beat David Wilson?

Yes am 20 and dont look a day over it!!! :D :D

[matrix2353]

I am not saying you can or cannot i am simply asking if you can and if not what would a sort of game would it be

[Hagi]

I am not saying you can or cannot i am simply asking if you can and if not what would a sort of game would it be

Sorry misread your post.

I would be confident of winning. Are you using this as some sort of gauge because if you are it doesnt mean diddly.

[matrix2353]

So it would be a close game

[matrix2353]

a clos game between you and David that is

[Hagi]

a clos game between you and David that is

Wouldnt actually know without playing him. I could play well and he could be gash on the day or vice versa?

[matrix2353]

Well i would expect a boy who is 4 years older than him and someone who used to be 11th in Scotland for his age considering he is only 55th(LAST) for under 17, remembering i gave him a good game

[Phil McBride]

Look, the both of you are pish and I am the Daddy!!!

[matrix2353]

This will all end when Paul reveals his whole name

[matrix2353]

If anybody knows Pauls name please reveal it as i think he lies and was not ranked 11th as a Junior

[Phil McBride]

Pauls name is erm................................ Paul.

Do I win the £50 wager???

[matrix2353]

No i wish, i want his name, after i gave mine his

[tango]

my two penneth: time out fellas! wait until inverness and then you can beat each other silly! :D
ps: do i need to invite william hill so that we can have legitimate betting?
pps: i sincerely hope that neither of you are 'all talk and no action!'

roll on inverness, bring it on fellas!!

the tango doll!

[matrix2353]

I gave him my full name and i want his but he is to much of a coward to say, he dodges the questions like a polititcian, who is Bush i say Bush

[redkingjoe]

That was an overall ranking.

I think you will find i never mentioned David Wilson in any posts, more factual inaccuracies eh?

Why dont you just admit you lied and dont have a scoobie who i am? :D

Am sure David Wilson is a nice guy and a decent player but, has very little to do with the topic of this thread!

The criticism of fee has been quite disgraceful as well as being total tosh! If the "one & only" is who i think he is (RMc) then he should be ashamed of himself!

Feefee fan No. 2 :D :D

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[Phil McBride]

Ha ha............. found out by the intrepid explorer that is Red!!!

[redkingjoe]

Ha ha............. found out by the intrepid explorer that is Red!!!

hehehe, just can't resist the challenge that's offered by hagi...plus, i've got a PM from

[Phil McBride]

hehehe, just can't resist the challenge that's offered by hagi...plus, i've got a PM from

I can guess who it's from ;)

[redkingjoe]

I can guess who it's from ;)
did you get one too?

[matrix2353]

Paul Scott is it then, We will soon c

[matrix2353]

Hagi a dont recoqnise the Paul Scott it dont come tae mind

[Phil McBride]

Where did Scott come from?

[matrix2353]

someone told me his name is Paul Scott

[Hagi]

someone told me his name is Paul Scott

Oh that took you longer than i expected! :D

Wouldnt care to tell who the snitch is? :D

[matrix2353]

Nope i dont just like you didnt want to tell your name. 11th yeah rite

[Phil McBride]

So is it Scott?

[matrix2353]

Yeah its Paul Scot but watch hes not happy with his name being known so dont tell anyone or he will came you an IGNORANT PIG, a think i touched a nerve there :p Paul Scott but watch hes a Politician as he dodges your questions rather well. 11th yeah rite he wishes, makes me laugh and hes tryin to slag me :eek:

[redkingjoe]

Yeah its Paul Scot but watch hes not happy with his name being known so dont tell anyone or he will came you an IGNORANT PIG, a think i touched a nerve there :p Paul Scott but watch hes a Politician as he dodges your questions rather well. 11th yeah rite he wishes, makes me laugh and hes tryin to slag me :eek:

matrix,
well done...good researching skill :)
i can see that hagi will be very hilarious for quite a while...he's got such a great deal of attention...becoming centrefold of badders.com

[Phil McBride]

Methinks Hagi has gone fishing if you know what I mean :p

[redkingjoe]

Methinks Hagi has gone fishing if you know what I mean :p

this one is 2difficult for me!!! did u mean you think hagi is fishing around clues for getting "exposed"?

[Phil McBride]

Nope, I think he went fishing for a reaction and got a large one............ hook, line and sinker!

[matrix2353]

Jus establishin ma name oan Badderswhile exposin some LIES, 11th yeah rite, he wishes. But am a little worried he hasnt posted since last nite, a hope a didnt scare him away cause a tend to be a bit of an IGNORANT PIG dont a Hagi

[Hagi]

Nope, I think he went fishing for a reaction and got a large one............ hook, line and sinker!

Phul my dear boy you have hit the nail on the head, i doff my cap to you!! :D

An entire thread about me and quite a few pages on this thread, it has been a worthwhile fishing expedition more than i expected!! :D

Matrix, sincere apolgies for not posting on the hour every hour like yourself but, i do have other things to do. Yes your ignorance is obvious in these posts, thinking that because your brother doesnt know me means i wasnt ranked 11th at some time is well stupid, idiotic, brainless and you know :D Your ignorance continues to astound!!! :D

[matrix2353]

Stop Hagi i thought you would have known better you dont call me ignorant by you call me an IGNORANT PIG :p and thank for you apologies, they are accepted, i would do the same for you but then i cant be bothered wasting my time on a liar ;)

[matrix2353]

Please refer to the great and amazing Phil by spelling his name properly Hagi, he doesnt deserve such injustice, i know its hard for someone like you but please try after all Phil McBride is a legend

[Hagi]

, i would do the same for you but then i cant be bothered wasting my time on a liar ;)

Yes of course it's all become clear to me now. You start a thread about me keep replying to every post, desperately find out who i am but, you cant be bothered wasting time on little old me!!! Explain what you have been doing then please?

Me a liar surely not, oh i see we are glossing over the lies you told earlier in the thread!!! One rule for one, one for another eh? :D

[Hagi]

Please refer to the great and amazing Phil by spelling his name properly Hagi, he doesnt deserve such injustice, i know its hard for someone like you but please try after all Phil McBride is a legend

Your pulling me up on a typo!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA

Have you tried reading some of your earlier posts, you dobber!!!! :D

[matrix2353]

Dobber well done you have qaulified for Grade 3 of The Nedship, Grade 4 consists of extrememly bad spelling, tick that one Phil, Lacoste Trackie, mayb no as its unlikely he can afford one, move over tae the second collum Phil and tick cheap fake.

[Hagi]

Dobber well done you have qaulified for Grade 3 of The Nedship, Grade 4 consists of extrememly bad spelling, tick that one Phil, Lacoste Trackie, mayb no as its unlikely he can afford one, move over tae the second collum Phil and tick cheap fake.

Firstly, thanks for proving my point with that post. :D

Secondly, if anyone can comprehend a word of the above gibberish then please let me know!!! :D

Lastly, you say Phil is a leg-end ( :p ) then in the next post say he is a cheap fake?!?!?! You've missed your appointment with the shrink again havent you!!!! :D

[matrix2353]

this is where you lack the brain in the back of the head, i said your Lacoste Trackie is a cheap fake :rolleyes: :( The Shame, whats your talent cause its not badminton and dont seem to be brains

[Hagi]

this is where you lack the brain in the back of the head, i said your Lacoste Trackie is a cheap fake :rolleyes: :( The Shame, whats your talent cause its not badminton and dont seem to be brains

Maybe you should go back to school and learn english!! :D

[Phil McBride]

Firstly, thanks for proving my point with that post. :D

Secondly, if anyone can comprehend a word of the above gibberish then please let me know!!! :D

Lastly, you say Phil is a leg-end ( :p ) then in the next post say he is a cheap fake?!?!?! You've missed your appointment with the shrink again havent you!!!! :D

Hoi you :mad: that leg-end or arse gag is mine when from when the Legend started posting, you theiving torag!!!!!

Legend - doubtfull, forsaken - certainly :(

[matrix2353]

Phil McBride is ma Hero

[matrix2353]

Yeah maybe a will see you there then cause it seems your a little thick Hagi

[Phil McBride]

Phil McBride is ma Hero

Oh no I got me a stalker :o :o :o

[matrix2353]

Lucky you, aint no coincidence we are both going to the Bonanza now is it

[Phil McBride]

Lucky you, aint no coincidence we are both going to the Bonanza now is it

eek........................ :eek:

[Hagi]

Yeah maybe a will see you there then cause it seems your a little thick Hagi

No i dont think so, am way too clever for you!! :D

[matrix2353]

A man of your skills must be used to it Phil

[Hagi]

Phil McBride is ma Hero

Watch not get your nose too brown!! :D

[Phil McBride]

I don't give out brownie points Hagi

[matrix2353]

Well how woudl you know just how smart i am considering you dont even know who i am. And you have no need to worry ASDA is a perfectly good job, just tell me what one you work, i will try not to laugh but as for the badminton i cannot any assumptions

[Hagi]

Well how woudl you know just how smart i am considering you dont even know who i am.

Eh i have read your posts, that tells me all i need to know!!

[matrix2353]

Does it and theres me thinking you couldnt read, Pat on the back for you. Well Done

[Hagi]

Does it and theres me thinking you couldnt read, Pat on the back for you. Well Done

I can read english ok, your version of weegie however takes a bit of work!! :D

[matrix2353]

Well dont you worry reading my weedgie might take a bit of work but beating you wont

[Hagi]

Well dont you worry reading my weedgie might take a bit of work but beating you wont

We shall see child, we shall see.

[matrix2353]

Yes i would be suprised if you can even clear from back line to back line

[Hagi]

Yes i would be suprised if you can even clear from back line to back line

Your in for a surprise then arent you!!! :D

Until then....................

[matrix2353]

Well Done you must have took some work, so whats your best shot and no the out one doesnt count

[Bonanza]

But that's OK Hagi, we will all still attend the Cockburn Centre on that date.







guess thats where you were since you crapped out of Inverness???????

[matrix2353]

Go away u 2 year od this site is for adults.

And no i attended Inverness :D

[Phil McBride]

guess thats where you were since you crapped out of Inverness???????

I think you'll find I was in the Cockburn on that day watching the U13's, we had kids from the juniors playing

[matrix2353]

Well Phil, a know Hagi is good and he would be tough to be but now for you

[Phil McBride]

Well Phil, a know Hagi is good and he would be tough to be but now for you

Anytime there is a Bonanza in the central belt ;)

Or you could just enter the West of Scotland in October and hope we get drawn together. That will probably be my last tournament

[tango]

it is not caste in stone yet, but the next bonanza is possibly in december in a location to the west of glasgow.

[Phil McBride]

guess thats where you were since you crapped out of Inverness???????

Ha ha if you were the best they could rustle up then i'm safe ;)

[matrix2353]

Good cause that means its closer nd the tournament is a decent time away so that a can look foward tae it and plus train hard so that maybe soon a can win one.

[NanospeedDom12]

The Admiral has never been a fan of Cockburn and will therefore be giving it a swerve!!

I dont know many people that are fans of cockburn, sounds painful

[redkingjoe]

I dont know many people that are fans of cockburn, sounds painful


i don't know many people that are fans of badminton

[tango]

hello people, it's the tango doll again. i haven't been on this site in ages and it's quite ironic that this post has raised it's 'ugly' head again! i was at the most recent bonanza which was in Edinburgh and i met matrix2353 and he has improved since Inverness. he got to the last 4 and was beaten by his mens doubles partner!
It is a shame that hagi wasn't at the edinburgh bonanza because it would have been good to see how he would have fared overall in the tournament. Having watched hagi play, i wouldn't pit myself against him unless he had crutches and an eye patch (this is meant as a joke!). he played very well in inverness and largs more recently. the singles this time was won overall by shahid ullah. it was as usual an excellent event. i look forward to the next one in Largs at the beginning of Scotland.

see you all there.

the tango doll '

[BairnAgain]

hello people, it's the tango doll again. i haven't been on this site in ages and it's quite ironic that this post has raised it's 'ugly' head again! i was at the most recent bonanza which was in Edinburgh and i met matrix2353 and he has improved since Inverness. he got to the last 4 and was beaten by his mens doubles partner!
It is a shame that hagi wasn't at the edinburgh bonanza because it would have been good to see how he would have fared overall in the tournament. Having watched hagi play, i wouldn't pit myself against him unless he had crutches and an eye patch (this is meant as a joke!). he played very well in inverness and largs more recently. the singles this time was won overall by shahid ullah. it was as usual an excellent event. i look forward to the next one in Largs at the beginning of Scotland.

see you all there.

the tango doll '

Not this again!!

Hagi is pish humped first round probably!! Being fat, slow and technically flawed arent great advantages.

Why are you so obssessed with the colour orange darling?

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

Hagi hasn't been anything since US 94 anyhow, can we all stop going on about him!!

[Phil McBride]

Hi Tango, heard it was a pile of poo at the last bonanza, lots of unexpected results thats for sure.

You even won with Katie!!!! Well done.

As for Hagi, i'm sure he's still about and Martix has got just a wee bit better - i wonder where he's been playing??? :rolleyes:

Only really the die hards playing in them now but i was very surprised to see Shahid play as he's not been at many in the last two or so years. And very surprised to hear it was the best attended one ever - very odd.

And before you ask Tango, knee colapsed and just got it scanned on friday so no more for me for a good while, been on the decline frommy meagre level for at least 8 months now.

[BairnAgain]

Hagi hasn't been anything since US 94 anyhow, can we all stop going on about him!!

Amen brother!

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

Bairn can I ask how you mange to be the only person in the fourm without any green cards?

You have a red card and its zero!!

What the hell did you do....?

Sleep with Site Supports Wife?

:D

[BairnAgain]

Bairn can I ask how you mange to be the only person in the fourm without any green cards?

You have a red card and its zero!!

What the hell did you do....?

Sleep with Site Supports Wife?

:D

Site Supports wife and Phil's!!!! Any kids reading this, remember and double bag it!!

Some people seemed not to take to my sense of humour, cant understand it myself. :p

Feel free to help me get back to a green card!! :D

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

The Chosen One has no weight here, hes just a monkey who likes to throw poo!!

[Phil McBride]

Site Supports wife and Phil's!!!! Any kids reading this, remember and double bag it!!

Some people seemed not to take to my sense of humour, cant understand it myself. :p

Feel free to help me get back to a green card!! :D

Excuse me, my wife would kick the living **** out of you for saying that :eek:

Brave man/boy indeed

[Phil McBride]

The Chosen One has no weight here, hes just a monkey who likes to throw poo!!

Mud sticks :p

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

I do my best!!!

Helped with getting a good bit of roughage in your diet!

:D

[Captain Sensible]

Excuse me, my wife would kick the living **** out of you for saying that :eek:


Your wife like it rough does she?

[Phil McBride]

Your wife like it rough does she?


Let me see, if she were violent then i would like it rough would i not? nup have to watch what i say,she's Scottish black belt champion 3 times the bag, luckily her dad likes me :p

[Phil McBride]

I do my best!!!

Helped with getting a good bit of roughage in your diet!

:D

That was rough indeed

[Captain Sensible]

Let me see, if she were violent then i would like it rough would i not? nup have to watch what i say,she's Scottish black belt champion 3 times the bag, luckily her dad likes me :p

I predict you have a thumb mark on the back of your head!!

[Phil McBride]

I predict you have a thumb mark on the back of your head!!

Nup, i'm lovable and she uses big sticks to hit me with. Bruised chops

[Captain Sensible]

Nup, i'm lovable and she uses big sticks to hit me with. Bruised chops

Ahh so you like it rough.............filthy boy!!

Always remember YHYH!!!

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

Nothing wrong with a bit of rough.... as long as you have a couple of safe words!!

Like....

"School tomorrow!"

[Phil McBride]

Nothing wrong with a bit of rough.... as long as you have a couple of safe words!!

Like....

"School tomorrow!"

Harsh

Message too short, oh dear :eek:

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

Yeh,

I was hoping she would at least have had the morning off....

:D

[Phil McBride]

Yeh,

I was hoping she would at least have had the morning off....

:D

She does, doesn't start uni till 1 most days

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

Shes at Uni!!!

:eek:

[Phil McBride]

Shes at Uni!!!

:eek:

But not till 1 :p

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

She told me she was still at school!!!

Woman ....... All Liars!!!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Phil McBride]

She told me she was still at school!!!

Woman ....... All Liars!!!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad:

ha ha, doubt it

[Captain Sensible]

But not till 1 :p

So your married to a tax and bath dodging black belt expert!!!!???

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

Hold on!!!

Im not talking about Phils Wife here!!!

[Phil McBride]

So your married to a tax and bath dodging black belt expert!!!!???

The expert part is dubious but a student is my significant other, not married yet though, christ i'm only young

[Phil McBride]

Hold on!!!

Im not talking about Phils Wife here!!!

Too late to retract you cheeky monkey you :rolleyes:

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

The Chosen One's significant other keeps leaving his nut shells lying all over the floor...!!

It's hard work, these relationship things!!

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

No No!!

I was talking about last week, and my own medicine!!

:eek:

[Phil McBride]

The Chosen One's significant other keeps leaving his nut shells lying all over the floor...!!

It's hard work, these relationship things!!

Hoover?

Which brings me onto the old:

I got the Mrs a new bag and belt the other day as a wee gift
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The hoover works a treat now :eek:

[Phil McBride]

No No!!

I was talking about last week, and my own medicine!!

:eek:

Calpol?

Message too short my $$%^^&H^H^%^E's

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

Bang in some spaces and then then question mark....

;)

[Captain Sensible]

Hoover?

Which brings me onto the old:

I got the Mrs a new bag and belt the other day as a wee gift
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The hoover works a treat now :eek:

Boom, Boom!!! :D

Your a dead man if she reads this!!!

[Phil McBride]

Boom, Boom!!! :D

Your a dead man if she reads this!!!

Nup, no chance.

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

Hoover?


I've only just taught my monkey how to serve... !!

Expecting him to Hoover as well is a bit too much..!!

[Phil McBride]

I've only just taught my monkey how to serve... !!

Expecting him to Hoover as well is a bit too much..!!

Just grip the hold on end of the hoover in exactly the same way as the bat, sorted

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

See thing is.....

I put hoops out for him to fire his serves in, if he gets the serve in.... a banana shoot back across the net.

He's gonna need some incentive for doing the hoovering, and i'm running out of bananas!!