Inverness Badminton Bonanza 'Clash of the Titans'

[Bonanza]

Well what an anti climax, the match of the season wasn’t to be.
After weeks of training and hard slagging of the draw wasn’t for having a head to head.
But all was not lost campers, the doubles draw saw the pair in the same pool the following day. So after a day of he’s **** at that and my Granny can smash harder than him the pair returned to there B and B’s to prepare for the following day. And what hard work and preparation Pauly and his partner Rosco put in was truly amazing. Ten pints of Bud and an eyeful of Bikini clad girlies dancing on the bar at Cactus Jacks. How could Darryboy and Co hope to compete against these two athletes?
Well after a stunning warm up consisting of two mars bars and 2 packets of walkers finest, and more than one Paddington stare the two pairs of highly tuned athletes took to the stage. And what a match it was going to turn out to be. The Pauly pair were getting totally out classed from the Darryboy Kids.
As the Darryboy Kids got off to a racing start it was only the Pauly Pairs superb demonstration in the art of ballet that brought them back into the match. With a curse here and that was your shot you stupid ******, with a racket hitting of the floor and more than the one illegal serve the Pauly Pair pulled back into the match. From then on in it was a point for point excruciatingly painful game to watch.
But then it had to happen, it was nearing the End Game and Darryboy hit a stunning smash Straight at Rosco, passing to the left of his finally tuned athletes body and hitting the floor 12 inches inside the back line. OUT cries Rosco, as gasps of disbelief can be herd from the crowd of two. Well that was the turning point of the game as it went from bad to worse, a stunning flick serve from Darryboy which hit the line was called out, and from then on the disheartened duo couldn’t answer to the Pauly pairs antics.
Winners: The PaulyPair.

[Hagi]

Well what an anti climax, the match of the season wasn’t to be.
After weeks of training and hard slagging of the draw wasn’t for having a head to head.
But all was not lost campers, the doubles draw saw the pair in the same pool the following day. So after a day of he’s **** at that and my Granny can smash harder than him the pair returned to there B and B’s to prepare for the following day. And what hard work and preparation Pauly and his partner Rosco put in was truly amazing. Ten pints of Bud and an eyeful of Bikini clad girlies dancing on the bar at Cactus Jacks. How could Darryboy and Co hope to compete against these two athletes?
Well after a stunning warm up consisting of two mars bars and 2 packets of walkers finest, and more than one Paddington stare the two pairs of highly tuned athletes took to the stage. And what a match it was going to turn out to be. The Pauly pair were getting totally out classed from the Darryboy Kids.
As the Darryboy Kids got off to a racing start it was only the Pauly Pairs superb demonstration in the art of ballet that brought them back into the match. With a curse here and that was your shot you stupid ******, with a racket hitting of the floor and more than the one illegal serve the Pauly Pair pulled back into the match. From then on in it was a point for point excruciatingly painful game to watch.
But then it had to happen, it was nearing the End Game and Darryboy hit a stunning smash Straight at Rosco, passing to the left of his finally tuned athletes body and hitting the floor 12 inches inside the back line. OUT cries Rosco, as gasps of disbelief can be herd from the crowd of two. Well that was the turning point of the game as it went from bad to worse, a stunning flick serve from Darryboy which hit the line was called out, and from then on the disheartened duo couldn’t answer to the Pauly pairs antics.
Winners: The PaulyPair.

Ha ha ha, i like it. :D

Match details are factually inaccurate but, the description of our preparations the night before are spot on you just forgot to mention that you were with us and drank a lot more than we did........yet you still won the doubles.......ooopppps sorry hope that doesnt blow your cover!! :D

Girl with the french knickers was definately the best bar dancer on show, phwoaaarrrr!!!!!! :D

[matrix2353]

Are you John McCulloch MR Bonanza. Thanx for letting me know ma flick serve was indeed in as i often question calls but give the opposition the benifit of the doubt when close. Dam a missed the final, would have loved to play you

[Phil McBride]

Ha ha ha, i like it. :D

Match details are factually inaccurate but, the description of our preparations the night before are spot on you just forgot to mention that you were with us and drank a lot more than we did........yet you still won the doubles.......ooopppps sorry hope that doesnt blow your cover!! :D

Girl with the french knickers was definately the best bar dancer on show, phwoaaarrrr!!!!!! :D

Well he's one of two, is it a good pal of the Hagster?

[matrix2353]

I now know who Tango, she sure does like her orange dont she

[matrix2353]

But i thoroughly enjoyed the weekend but the close games which you loose are the worst, like the one against John McCulloch and the doubles game against against Hagi and Co even though the score dont say so. A really didnt know a would be that fast and would be able to run down that many shuttles, things are lookin up for the now newayz

[Hagi]

Well he's one of two, is it a good pal of the Hagster?

It aint John McCulloch. :D

[Phil McBride]

It aint John McCulloch. :D

Ha ha then it has to be big **

[matrix2353]

Ok then is it Micky Thein as he is John McCulloch's partner as they played together and for it not to be big John then it must be him as someone said the person speaking won the doubles

[Phil McBride]

I thought big Jim won the doubles :confused:

[Hagi]

I thought big Jim won the doubles :confused:

He did.

Shock horror look who is wrong again!!! :D

[Mr T]

Correct, he did

[matrix2353]

I was told it was John McCulloch and his partner was a little surpirised there so who is Jim as there is no one in the doubles by that name

[Phil McBride]

He did.

Shock horror look who is wrong again!!! :D

Big Jim plays doubles :eek: when did he start doing that? :eek: :confused: :eek:

[matrix2353]

Yep but a checked the booklet nd nobody by the name of Jim played the doibles

[In the Know]

Big Jim plays doubles :eek: when did he start doing that? :eek: :confused: :eek:
You have some nerve slagging any one off at doubles. 'Big Jim could beat you with both hands tied behind his back with a staocking over his head. And any way where was the famous McBirdie, nowhere to be found in Inverness. Maybe ended up at the cockburn Centre? Or maybe just scared of the Hagi?

[Phil McBride]

You have some nerve slagging any one off at doubles. 'Big Jim could beat you with both hands tied behind his back with a staocking over his head. And any way where was the famous McBirdie, nowhere to be found in Inverness. Maybe ended up at the cockburn Centre? Or maybe just scared of the Hagi?

Can't you read? I was in the Cockburn at the u13's :rolleyes:

and remember I have seen big Jim play doubles, and he's more unco-ordinated as you :eek:

BANG Jim will get that one!

[In the Know]

Can't you read? I was in the Cockburn at the u13's :rolleyes:
Guess you were amonst your own standard. Let us know how you got on?
As for the rest of your statement, hope Jim reads this and perhaps youll see how un-co-ordinated he is at ramming your Alice band down your throat!!!!!!!!! :-)

[matrix2353]

rite ok a never said Jim was easy or crap a said it would be good to play him at doubles, Cant you read, oh yeah Phil you said that, it seems we got ourselves a dummy here, mayb this In The Know person should have went to the Cockburn Centre to do get some help from the athletes in completing his Maths homework.
Jim if you where one of the guys in the blue tops,i wasnt saying you where crap as you indeed beat us at the doubles and are a very good attacking pair

[Phil McBride]

Guess you were amonst your own standard. Let us know how you got on?
As for the rest of your statement, hope Jim reads this and perhaps youll see how un-co-ordinated he is at ramming your Alice band down your throat!!!!!!!!! :-)

Never won a bloody game :mad:


Don't worry I'll tell Jim myself next time he plays with us on a Monday night!

It would take someone a lot bigger than Jim to shove my alice band down my throat :eek: After all he's only wee

Still never figured out what BANG means though :confused:

Is it BANG it's in
Is it BANG it's out
Is it BANG hit it a bit harder
Is it BANG move your fat arse

Anyone?

[matrix2353]

so Phil can you beat Hagi

[In the Know]

Never won a bloody game :mad:


Don't worry I'll tell Jim myself next time he plays with us on a Monday night!

It would take someone a lot bigger than Jim to shove my alice band down my throat :eek: After all he's only wee

Still never figured out what BANG means though :confused:

Is it BANG it's in
Is it BANG it's out
Is it BANG hit it a bit harder
Is it BANG move your fat arse

Anyone?
Perhaps it means bang on the back of your head when someone wallops you with a big stick?

[littlemissloud]

Jim who????

[matrix2353]

a dont have a clue either

[In the Know]

a dont have a clue either
Well i dont know how you dont know, cos i saw him playing you!!!!!!!!!! and by the way Hagi could beat Phil McBridie with his left hand.

[Bonanza]

Jim who????
Well if my memory serves me right. You played with him in Inverness last year. :rolleyes:

[matrix2353]

there wis no guy in ma Pool called Jim

[littlemissloud]

just checking it was the same jim

because jim is not easy or crap whoever said that

bonanza who are you?

[In the Know]

there wis no guy in ma Pool called JimIs someone going to spell it out to him!

[Bonanza]

just checking it was the same jim

because jim is not easy or crap whoever said that

bonanza who are you?
well heres a little clue!

[matrix2353]

A checked the booklet.

Did he beat me. Cause the only people a remember doing so wis Kevin Fish, John McCulloch nd the guy that went through tae the semi-finals

[Phil McBride]

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well heres a little clue!

Just managed to scrape through the door and get in after a major city centre booze up and nearly fell of my bloody chair when I saw that! :eek:


The more you look at it the more you see him playing in a stetson :D

[redkingjoe]

no doubt, playing in a stetson will definitely help to improve power, speed and accruacy! :cool:

[matrix2353]

Well Phil make sure u play in the next Bonanza

[alansd]

Does anyone know when the next one is? I need to make a journey back up north and may be able to make it coincide with the next comp.

[matrix2353]

Tango said she thought the next one was in December or around that area in the West Of Scotland