Any decent Clubs oan a Sunday

[matrix2353]

A really wanna do something with ma day oan a Sunday so wit better than playin more badminton, preferably around the area of Castlemilk but anywhere fairly near will do. Really wanna start playin some new people no one ever goes to my badminton clun anymore jusst me and my doubles partner and he dont even turn up oan a Saturday so its extremely obrin. Also if u can name any clubs oan a Saturday or Monday feel free.

[Phil McBride]

Saturday: Govan Old & Hutchestown
Sunday: Open club

both are in the Cockburn centre although you will probably be assesed for the two on Saturday and told if you are "good enough" and can come back or not, the Sunday one is open to all levels.

[matrix2353]

what times are they are. Maybe some people that seen me Inverness will be able to tell me whether or not i would be accepted

[Phil McBride]

what times are they are. Maybe some people that seen me Inverness will be able to tell me whether or not i would be accepted

Saturdays both start at 1.30 but don't know when they finish and the Sunday 6.30-9.00.

Of you're looking for a good standard then give the Sunday a miss till it builds up again.

[BairnAgain]

Matrix i have some advice for you.

The people who saw you in Inverness think you would be suitable for a local colouring in club.

Reasons being:

1) You come from the land that time forgot.......Castlemilk.
2) Being from the above mentioned place you look like something from a Josef Mengle experiment.
3) Your previous 200 + posts make you look like an illeterate knob.
4) I have had harder ****es than some of your smashes.

If you require anymore advice please dont hesitate to ask.

Yours sincerely

BA

[matrix2353]

Yeah a bet but as can be expected i have improved yet again, wit can a say eh GREAT, mayb you should gie it a go, you know getting better. Are you Hagi's partner?

[BairnAgain]

Yeah a bet but as can be expected i have improved yet again, wit can a say eh GREAT, mayb you should gie it a go, you know getting better. Are you Hagi's partner?

What the hell is that? Do they not teach English in Castlemilk schools?

But Its good to hear that you are improving, hopefully your colours dont run into each other quite as much as they did before.

I am not Hagi's partner but, seeing as you have wonderful powers of deduction i shall give you my first name and see how long it takes you to work out who i am. My first name is Simon

[matrix2353]

And what age are you Simon, sound crap. how is that for spelling Sir

[matrix2353]

Is it possible your is name Simon Wooliams

[BairnAgain]

And what age are you Simon, sound crap. how is that for spelling Sir

Crap, how dare you!!!

I will have you know that i am an international superstar, renowed the world over, loved by millions. Played all over the world with John and Andy Taylor to name but a few.

My age??? What a rude young man. Here is your weekly maths test: I was born in 1958, how old am i?

[BairnAgain]

Is it possible your is name Simon Wooliams

Who???????????

[matrix2353]

Your older than my dad, on you go and die, you time has come and past, nobody even likes you, Byes

[BairnAgain]

Your older than my dad, on you go and die, you time has come and past, nobody even likes you, Byes

Maybe, but that still doesnt answer my question. Are you as mathmatically challenged as you are at english?

What do they teach in schools in Castlemilk these days........apart from shoplifting, arson, benefit fraud and the like?

Is by chance your dad also your brother?

[matrix2353]

fine if you where born you should be 47 or 46 depending on when your birthday falls. A wouldnt want to ask you any diffciult questions as you ask me as you seem a little to old them and your feeble slow mind cant handle them

[BairnAgain]

fine if you where born you should be 47 or 46 depending on when your birthday falls. A wouldnt want to ask you any diffciult questions as you ask me as you seem a little to old them and your feeble slow mind cant handle them

More ineligible pish, can you please get an education some time soon?

My feeble old mind wouldnt take 9 minutes to work out how old someone was if they were born in 1958.

You are living proof of the gene pool problem that afflicts the people of Castlemilk and Tooting. Dont you people know incest is illegal?

Have you cashed your giro today?

[matrix2353]

No sorry i work, have u cashed your pension yet

[matrix2353]

Also i would like to ask since everyone from Castlemilk is stupid, i take it you come from Bearsden Posh ****

[BairnAgain]

No sorry i work, have u cashed your pension yet

My god your from Castlemilk and you work? Didnt know there were any jobs there, do tell what you do? Paper boy, milk boy, choir boy, pigeon shagger?

Well seeing as i am only 47 i have another 18 years to go before i receive my state pension, although someone of your limited intellect wouldnt know that.

[matrix2353]

Yeah considering am nowhere no retirement and you are well i have no need and i work in Administration, yourself, Please dont say Professional Badminton Player

[BairnAgain]

Yeah considering am nowhere no retirement and you are well i have no need and i work in Administration, yourself, Please dont say Professional Badminton Player

Well you should know about pensions your ignorance will cost you in later life.

Admin eh, mmmm are you the coffee tea/boy of the office? You know the one everyone ****s on from a great height? Being from castlemilk you will be used to that sort of thing. I think your the best man for the job, keep up the good work.

I young man am a musician, am surprised you havent realised who i am yet?

[BairnAgain]

I propose a competition.

I shall write a quick song about people in castlemilk but will omit the last line. The person who comes up with the best last line wins.

You are a weegie
A smelly weegie
Your only happy on giro day
Your maws a stealer
Your dads a dealer
and............

Come on folks get those thinking caps on.

[matrix2353]

A musician, make sure you turn up to next Bonanza then with your Violin, so that when you loose you can play it to yourself. Oh Yes the age of retirement is 65 and no i will be fine in later life as i have joined the pension fund. Theres is nothing wrong with being the tea boy to start work as everyone as to start somewhere even though i am a Modern Apprentice and only make tae if its for myself or i feel like being kind for other people.

[BairnAgain]

A musician, make sure you turn up to next Bonanza then with your Violin, so that when you loose you can play it to yourself. Oh Yes the age of retirement is 65 and no i will be fine in later life as i have joined the pension fund. Theres is nothing wrong with being the tea boy to start work as everyone as to start somewhere even though i am a Modern Apprentice and only make tae if its for myself or i feel like being kind for other people.

Its confirmed, you are the office bitch.

[matrix2353]

It is confirmed you are old and dying

[BairnAgain]

It is confirmed you are old and dying

Your only as old as the woman your feeling.....which makes me 21.

Remember 50 is the new 40.

[matrix2353]

Remember you are old and dying.

You say you are a musician, i have seen alot of guys in your position, thye stand out Marks And Spencers and McDonalds

[BairnAgain]

Remember you are old and dying.

You say you are a musician, i have seen alot of guys in your position, thye stand out Marks And Spencers and McDonalds

My busking days are long gone my little idiot.

Marks and Sparks??? Who is the old one now.

You see a lot of buskers do you? You sure your in admin and not a Big Issue seller? If you are a hope you dont steal prime busking spots?

[matrix2353]

Well dont you worry you just tell me name and what you look like and as a pass by you in my suit i will be sure to drop you a 50p, that will get you a big Cream Bun, no not Bum, Bun. My old idiot

[BairnAgain]

Well dont you worry you just tell me name and what you look like and as a pass by you in my suit i will be sure to drop you a 50p, that will get you a big Cream Bun, no not Bum, Bun. My old idiot

My surname is Bon.....Le Bon!!!

Is the penny starting to drop?

Actually i have sympathy for you young man. You cant read properly and you can barely type but you still come back for a beating everytime. Go over what i have posted and when you realise what a stupid little boy you have been maybe then you will post meaningfully.

Until then make sure you stir the tea anti-clockwise and when making coffee always put the milk and coffee in first to form a paste before adding the water.

[matrix2353]

No i dont drink Tea or Coffee and Yes i find very likely you are an amazing World Beating Badminton Player, also i am not going to waste my time reading what you have written as its aload of crap and thats where you show your age, old people around your age tend to do that, go play at the pensioners club

[redkingjoe]

What the....!?

Racist + Agist!!!!!!!

[matrix2353]

SO anyway are there any decent clubs on a Sunday, Monday, Wednesday or Saturday