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littlemissloud
20th October 2005, 21:43
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better, I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang," and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year old man said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver." The doctor said, "My point exactly."

The Forsaken
28th October 2005, 03:12
The Forsaken would like to say "I refer the honourable young lady to the reply I game some moments ago!

They are getting worse!


Nearly time to have lunch Red!

redkingjoe
28th October 2005, 04:41
Nearly time to have lunch Red!

it seems that you know the time in hong kong very well...today, i have a lunch appointment with a client at a French resturant "Chez Moi" which is the best in HK/one of the best in the world...every time i go there, the executive chef from france will come to explain the manual.... but he knows me well that i will like to have escargot for both appetizer and main course...he says he's very sorry that they don't have escargot for dessert and neither do they make escargot tea/coffee!!

(ps: will treat you(include your g/f) and/or LML(include b/f) to this resturant a lunch if you/LML come to HK(but we need to go dutch on all alcoholic drink...the wine selection is excellent but the price is))

The Forsaken
29th October 2005, 05:33
it seems that you know the time in hong kong very well...today, i have a lunch appointment with a client at a French resturant "Chez Moi" which is the best in HK/one of the best in the world...every time i go there, the executive chef from france will come to explain the manual.... but he knows me well that i will like to have escargot for both appetizer and main course...he says he's very sorry that they don't have escargot for dessert and neither do they make escargot tea/coffee!!

(ps: will treat you(include your g/f) and/or LML(include b/f) to this resturant a lunch if you/LML come to HK(but we need to go dutch on all alcoholic drink...the wine selection is excellent but the price is))

When The Forsaken is back in the East he will treat you and yours to a nice meal in any resteraunt you choose! It may indeed be a couple of years though.

Gives me enough time to save up and pay some visits to some old badminton friends ;)

ting
30th October 2005, 20:47
little miss loud......what a sexy woman.

The Forsaken
30th October 2005, 21:27
The Forsaken has just realised that LML is not an anacronysm or some code but it means the first poster on this topic.

The Forsaken thinks you are quite mad Red if you think that in the context of your post, anyway she is a student as you have already pointed out and would never be able to afford the time to come over to HK with all those exams and the like.

Maybe I'll bring my future ex-wife ;)

redkingjoe
31st October 2005, 00:44
When The Forsaken is back in the East he will treat you and yours to a nice meal in any resteraunt you choose! It may indeed be a couple of years though.


thank you very much....a nice meal in the resturaunt that i choose will inevitablelly cost over 500 pounds per head...the manual will include:

1 US: gold coast shark fin(medium-small fin) soup
2 China: Shanghai Hairy Crab, one male and one female-each 12/13 oz, (from the Yang Ching Lake) as starter
3 Japan: Dried Abalone(eight heads per katie) as main dish
4 Local: Organically grown vegitable
5 Indonesia: Bird's nest in coconut milk as desert

so next time you will know how to order...hehehe

redkingjoe
31st October 2005, 01:42
The Forsaken thinks you are quite mad Red if you think that in the context of your post, anyway she is a student as you have already pointed out and would never be able to afford the time to come over to HK with all those exams and the like.

Maybe I'll bring my future ex-wife ;)

mad! why?

so you know her personally and believe that i would be quite mad in the "context" of visiting badminton shops, courts.... and having lunching with her(and b/f, ex-b/f, ex-husband)...

how many future ex-wives and ex-g/fs that you think you would bring together with you? (my small tiny little car can take 4-seaters only)...i heard that the divorce rate is 50% in the Western society :D :D

redkingjoe
31st October 2005, 01:48
what a sexy woman.

oh, really?

littlemissloud
31st October 2005, 18:27
ting.. i think ure mistaking me for someone else!

The Forsaken
31st October 2005, 18:56
i heard that the divorce rate is 50% in the Western society :D :D

The Forsaken has noticed that you only have to divorce the other 50% Red ;)

redkingjoe
1st November 2005, 03:18
The Forsaken has noticed that you only have to divorce the other 50% Red ;)

so you will bring your future ex-wives(and probably her future ex-husband ) to an oversea trip!?

how many times does one need to "practice" divorcing b4 one can fully manage one's marital affair in a proper and consistent way?

The Forsaken
1st November 2005, 05:58
how many times does one need to "practice" divorcing b4 one can fully manage one's marital affair in a proper and consistent way?

The Forsaken would suggest at around the 50% area ;)

redkingjoe
3rd November 2005, 02:32
The Forsaken is Forsaken, how could he marry? ;)

the question is whether the Forsaken is forsaked by himself or by others! well, how about doing some PR the Forsaken way? although getting the right one is by chance or by luck, the Forsaken has load of time and chances(seriously speaking one of my uncle got married at the age of 70+) to look for the suitable one....just need to borrow an arrow from the Cupid

ever consider Forsaken like Graendal, Lanfear, Cyndane, Mesaana, Moghedien, Semirhage

The Forsaken
3rd November 2005, 18:43
the question is whether the Forsaken is forsaked by himself or by others!

The Forsaken is forsaken by one and all, and especially himself!

redkingjoe
4th November 2005, 02:27
The Forsaken is forsaken by one and all, and especially himself!

it sounds like a statement made by a guy with depression rather than real facts! i had suffered from depression b4 and recovered...i have loads of effective ways easying such kind of feelings without the needs of therapy or taking psychiatric medicine.

i guess that you have broken a relationship lately.

The Forsaken
5th November 2005, 08:49
it sounds like a statement made by a guy with depression rather than real facts! i had suffered from depression b4 and recovered...i have loads of effective ways easying such kind of feelings without the needs of therapy or taking psychiatric medicine.

i guess that you have broken a relationship lately.

The Forsaken notices a hit and a miss on the behalf of the Red, you could keep trying but there are only so many scenarios about the psyche that you can come up with are there not?

At this moment the Forsaken is very happy indeed, but as stated Forsaken by all! You may consider this a bad thing or a good thing; who can tell? FACT!

:)

redkingjoe
6th November 2005, 08:46
At this moment the Forsaken is very happy indeed, but as stated Forsaken by all! You may consider this a bad thing or a good thing; who can tell? FACT!

:)

as long as you are happy, that will be great!!!! there are those who are rich and surrounded by loads of friends but still felt unhappy!

The Forsaken
6th November 2005, 09:00
as long as you are happy, that will be great!!!! there are those who are rich and surrounded by loads of friends but still felt unhappy!

Well in that case I've got it made; being threadbare and friend negative and as happy as a pig in muck!

Sorted. :cool:

redkingjoe
7th November 2005, 01:15
Well in that case I've got it made; being threadbare and friend negative and as happy as a pig in muck!

Sorted. :cool:

so you are an independent, self-sufficient, mature and wise guy who is not so easily affected by the external enviroment!! it's cool man! :cool: i must learn more from your goodself about life's philosophy!!!

btw, ever think about getting married?

The Forsaken
7th November 2005, 19:55
so you are an independent, self-sufficient, mature and wise guy who is not so easily affected by the external enviroment!! it's cool man! :cool: i must learn more from your goodself about life's philosophy!!!

btw, ever think about getting married?

The Forsaken thought about it once for a split second then sobred up :eek: