Courts in SE13

[ShoPat]

hello

first time on this !! very excited. does anyone know of any good pay as go badminton courts near embankment/charing cross tube st ?

i have looked on the web but cant seem to find anything

thanks

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

like T-Mobile?

try phones4u?

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

no, no .... I jest.

:D

[richard murray]

what kind of monkey, do you mean a data monkey?

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

No, like a monkey that can sit on my shoulder and I can feed it peanuts

Maybe even tickle its chin.

[richard murray]

and poo down your back, have you considered a chimp (might weight a bit)

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

I don't want any run of the mill monkey that you just found in the street Tricky!!

Monkey must be housetrained!!

:(

[richard murray]

How does the relate to clubs in SE13 (perhaps you call your monk SE13?)

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

Ye back on topic please!!

I have a monkey that is looking for courts in SE13, does anyone have any input? My monkey is new in town.

[alansd]

Are charing cross and embankment in SE13??

Wouldnt have thought so.
Anyway, there is a multi purpose sports centre just the other side of covent garned or south of the river is the fusion centre in elephant and castle.

No need to strop about the chat people have. We manage to cover both serious and silly in equal measure.
Without the banter this place would be dead

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

I want a monkey, not an elephant Alan!!

:(

[gjsims]

Yeah, chosen won't be able to spank an elephant.

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

Id give it one hell of a go though!!

:D

[gjsims]

Is that bravery or desperation?

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

Dedication!!

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

Anyway, back on topic sims!! Can you help ShoPat with his/her query?

I am sure ShoPat will not want to be playing at any venue where she may see me spanking an elephant!!

[gjsims]

Then I recommend IconDiva in Crawley. A potential spanker can choose from a variety of wildlife, most of it semi-human or worse, all happy and willing spankee's. You don't even have to buy them drinks. The only thing you require a certain open-mindedness about venturing several rungs down the phylogenetic ladder.

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

I didn't realise that Icon in Crawley had launched badminton courts.....

What is the court surface, carpets and chewing gum?

[gjsims]

Exuviated skin.

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

dear, dear, dear..... that is a nasty image!!

[TheChosenOneReturns!]

anyway back on topic SIMS!!!

I think it is the Elephant that will be administrating the spanking according to those cheeky PM I keep getting.

You know what Im talking about Kimmy!!

:D

[redkingjoe]

Ye back on topic please!!

I have a monkey that is looking for courts in SE13, does anyone have any input? My monkey is new in town.


back on topic, you monkey need to go to court in se13 and be sent to jail for good