Notts Challenger [Archive] - Badders.com Forum

alansd

14th March 2007, 10:40

So the last one of the season is fast approaching and looking at the circuit points tables there are lots of people that could end up in the circuit finals.
Who here is playing or has any commments?

TheChosenOneReturns!

14th March 2007, 11:03

The Chosen One is not playing, and is boycotting all challengers as a personal statement against all Line Judges. !!

Who's with me?

alansd

14th March 2007, 11:13

Dont get line judges at challengers.... or elites for that matter.
Boycott away all you want though

TheChosenOneReturns!

14th March 2007, 11:19

Who said there needed to be line judges at the Notts for me to use it as an excuse to Boycott?

If they can apply no common sense, so can I !!

alansd

14th March 2007, 11:21

I dont think for you its a case of choosing not to apply it, I would question if its there to begin with!!

TheChosenOneReturns!

14th March 2007, 11:23

I am just before my time !!

alansd

14th March 2007, 11:25

A bit premature are you?

Badboy

14th March 2007, 11:31

your starting to sound like his missus alan!

alansd

14th March 2007, 11:33

It was a question badgirl, that symbol at the end gives it away!!
Bloody northerners. Get back to school instead of pissing about on here!

TheChosenOneReturns!

14th March 2007, 11:34

A bit premature are you?

Its like the old joke...

Man turn up at a fancy dress party, dressed only in his boxers....

"What the hell are you here as?!!" the host asks

"Im here as a premature ejaculation" replies the man....

"How the hell do you work that out?"

"I just came in my shorts"

:D

danbelcher

14th March 2007, 16:08

there was an eerie silence and some tumbleweed blowing in the wind after that joke.

my dog has no nose

ObiWan

14th March 2007, 16:51

there was an eerie silence and some tumbleweed blowing in the wind after that joke.

my dog has no nose

Dan,Obi's fave is the one about the family trying to smuggle a skunk across the Canadian/US border,you heard that one??

danbelcher

14th March 2007, 16:53

tell all Obi Wan

FutureChamp

14th March 2007, 17:12

It's a stinker from memory

ObiWan

14th March 2007, 17:18

pm-ing you dan,the champ obviously knows why!!

TheChosenOneReturns!

14th March 2007, 19:11

Come on, thats one of the cleanest jokes I have !!

alansd

15th March 2007, 13:26

So who is playing? Should all have gotten letters in by now.

afrayn

18th March 2007, 22:19

I was talking to a friend earlier who's applied and hasn't had anything through yet, so possibly not Alan.

Badboy

25th March 2007, 14:53

Any news or updates?

alansd

25th March 2007, 16:53

ebenezer fagbeni won the singles beating sellwood on the final
Mills and adcock beat Roe and Leung
Adcock and whit beat Ellis and Ward
Pantaney beat davies. Last I heard ladies was still being played in the third end.

danbelcher

25th March 2007, 19:22

kimboshay

25th March 2007, 19:24

eezer good,eezer good...hes ebenezer good, dan!!!

danbelcher

25th March 2007, 19:42

was the semi between Barmy Fotheringay-Phipps and Gussy Finknottle?

TheChosenOneReturns!

25th March 2007, 20:02

If I was Sellwood, Id be calling for a doping test !!

TheChosenOneReturns!

25th March 2007, 20:03

Though I can't see the phrase "performance enhancing" being used....

I think he has an angle !!

:D :D

alansd

25th March 2007, 20:11

He is seemingly an ex international from nigeria. He was playing fro Warwick Park and is now up in Leics somewhere.
No wind up whatsoever. So far he has beaten, Bruce Peake Jamie Bonsels, Chris adcock, Alex Marritt Mark Sellwood, Danny Plant and lost in three to Harry Wright. Pretty Handy player!

danbelcher

25th March 2007, 20:23

badmintonengland should sign him up before holland, france or germany does!

warwick park admitted to cheating re-players by the way. the scoundrels

tell us more about the tourny alan

alansd

25th March 2007, 20:28

badmintonengland should sign him up before holland, france or germany does!

warwick park admitted to cheating re-players by the way. the scoundrels

tell us more about the tourny alan

Calm down Dan, he won a couple of sats and a challenger hardly england first string!!
He and Carl Jennings did well in the doubles, battered Dan P and myself then Allinson and Marritt edgar and cuncarr and lost in the semis.

What happened with WP? Best putting it in a PM instead of posting it
How did you get on today?

Badboy

25th March 2007, 23:30

Hes a funny old lad Ebenezer, hes quick round the court and hes got a fair whack on him, but his technique seems a bit wierd and his backhand is crazy, shows what you can do with some determination.

ifindoubtcallitout

26th March 2007, 09:37

After this weekends results where does that leave the challenger table?

richard murray

26th March 2007, 10:16

danbelcher

26th March 2007, 11:04

so did luncheon do enough to make the circuit finals?

FutureChamp

26th March 2007, 13:15

My sources tell me that Alan won a singles match???? Can this be true??

alansd

26th March 2007, 13:28

at a challenger cant see how that could be possible!

FutureChamp

26th March 2007, 13:40

Answer the question please Alan.......

danbelcher

26th March 2007, 13:40

alan, did your opponent leave their white stick and guide dog at the side of the court? :D

Admiral

26th March 2007, 13:42

His friends call him Eezer but he is the main geezer!!

kimboshay

26th March 2007, 13:43

fan of the Shamen eh Admiral...

ObiWan

26th March 2007, 13:45

now come on alan,don't be shy,let's hear the full story

alansd

26th March 2007, 15:36

Yeah its true, won my first round then lost in the next to the number two seed.

Admiral

26th March 2007, 16:06

How did Mr. Punchinello get on?

alansd

26th March 2007, 16:14

No idea what that means admiral!

danbelcher

26th March 2007, 16:28

do you mean erik estrada Admiral?

ObiWan

26th March 2007, 16:38

dan,allow me to refer you to this website for sad people:
www.chips-tv.com/

and no,I don't know what the admiral is talking about either........
we are mere ignorant mortals in the shadow of his greatness

arnie60

26th March 2007, 19:33

where can i find the full results?

Admiral

27th March 2007, 09:11

Mr. Punchinello he's an extraordinary fellow.
He's the kind of geezer who must never be abused.
You can sense a presence in the sound of the crowd
He gets them all at it, the party starts rocking
The people get excited it's time to shout loud........

kimboshay

27th March 2007, 09:12

ah well Admiral......u clearly no ur song lyrics!!

ObiWan

27th March 2007, 09:40

Thankyou for reminding us of that classic Shamen lyric,Admiral.
Obi's memory must be failing due to old age..................

alansd

27th March 2007, 09:51

You old dark horse you!!
Admit it you had to google to get those lyrics!

Admiral

27th March 2007, 13:26

Has anybody got any veras?
Lovely ....!!!

kimboshay

27th March 2007, 13:28

i got som Salmon......Sorted!

Admiral

27th March 2007, 13:30

Is that cockney rhyming slang Kimmy?

kimboshay

27th March 2007, 13:34

Admiral....i thought u were a fan of the Shamen! you didnt google your lyrics enough did u
call urself a raver

TheChosenOneReturns!

27th March 2007, 13:51

More to the point how are old geezers and ebeneezers winning challengers !!

:D

Admiral

27th March 2007, 13:55

Answer the question Kimmy - do you have the salmon and prawn?

kimboshay

27th March 2007, 13:57

prawn.....now i am confused!!!
as for the salmon, i told you Admiral. ive got it so all is sorted!

im getin confused now!

Admiral

27th March 2007, 14:12

You're no cockney are you dear.....

kimboshay

27th March 2007, 14:20

no no.....not cockney!
im still confused by this cockney comment....not with it today!

TheChosenOneReturns!

27th March 2007, 14:25

....but shes had a cock-o-too !

kimboshay

27th March 2007, 16:12

now now chosen one....that was only in my pat pong days!! kimmy is a good girl

Admiral

27th March 2007, 16:30

So have you Chosen One...or is that just a vicious rumour?

ObiWan

27th March 2007, 16:53

kimmy,you got many 'aeroplane blondes' over in Jersey??;) ;)

kimboshay

27th March 2007, 17:05

airoplane blondes....is that some kind of old timer saying???

valley's Boy

27th March 2007, 20:24

there's suum nice women over in jersey. If ne one is goin over 4 the open u'll b like a kid in a candy shop. Pardon the pun!! lol

danbelcher

27th March 2007, 20:50

some nice women eh? tell us more Valley's boy. I thought it was Denmark where they all looked like bond girls

valley's Boy

27th March 2007, 21:14

ha ha, well wen i was in jersey in they're little nite clubs they looked gd 2 me, mind u i did hv a few 2 many though:o

danbelcher

27th March 2007, 21:41

The UK has a population density of approximately 300 women per square mile

Jersey covers 45 square miles and has a resident population of 90,000, which means about 45,000 women, and that's approximately 1000 women per square mile.

I know where I am going for my holiday

TheChosenOneReturns!

27th March 2007, 23:49

So have you Chosen One...or is that just a vicious rumour?

The Chosen One is an assassin not a butcher !!

:eek: :eek:

TheChosenOneReturns!

27th March 2007, 23:51

I know where I am going for my holiday

Torquay?

:confused:

ObiWan

28th March 2007, 08:21

airoplane blondes....is that some kind of old timer saying???

You're not very good on the slang terms are you kimmy.
Ask the Admiral what an aeroplane blonde is,bet he's come across a few in his time......;)

TheChosenOneReturns!

28th March 2007, 14:24

You're not very good on the slang terms are you kimmy.
Ask the Admiral what an aeroplane blonde is,bet he's come across a few in his time......;)

Obiwan

"Forum Mr Double Entendre"

:D

Admiral

28th March 2007, 14:27

black box Obi...!!

ObiWan

28th March 2007, 14:34

Spot on Admiral,I had to explain it to Kimmy though.........I think she's led a sheltered life

kimboshay

28th March 2007, 14:35

very shelterd Obi....like i said i am a good girl, so i dont no these things! naive kimmy;)