Brand new Yonex MP99 for sale.

[PPanikker]

I have this racquet for sale.
Unwanted present, completely unwrapped plastic on handle, strings untouched and full cover.
Looking for £90. Proper UK racquet not an import. Please respond if interested. I'd be happy to answer any questions.

[Vorpulus]

I am willing to offer you an apple for it.

Now this is not like your standard Granny Smith. Before the seed that would blossom into a beautiful apple tree was planted, the soil was fortified with the finest herbs and minerals in the land. Blessed by the Gods, the soil graciously accepted the apple tree seed that it would nurture and care for as it became the apple tree which stands today.

Once removed from the tree, the apple I have here was wrapped in foil to retain its freshness, put in a vacuum and guarded by warriors as it was transported along the yellow brick road to my Palace.

I will also chuck in a Royal Gala and a banana. What do you say?

[eddykid]

Vorpulus$,
Be real please.
Throw in a pinnaple and an orange as that is a MP99 Yonex racket full carbon spec with the weight taken out of it to bring it faster through the air.
In the hands of a trained racket specialist this racket could do some damage.

[Vorpulus]

hmm... I don't know. A pineapple and an orange AS WELL as what I have already offered? Hmm... Good job I'm in a generous mood. OK, I'll do it.